








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1785 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 348 matches | ||
| Faceit | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




83 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8694 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,153 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10865 | 36% |
| Smokes | 7447 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4953 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 6888 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,863,192 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2313 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bam | 68% | 44 |
| #2 | Lurky | 62% | 136 |
| #3 | Pep1 | 58% | 45 |
| #4 | magiik | 56% | 62 |
| #5 | Father Skinny | 56% | 359 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lurky | +3.02 | 84 | 64 |
| #2 | bam | +2.21 | 85 | 50 |
| #3 | exp | +1.83 | 86 | 69 |
| #4 | magiik | +1.79 | 69 | 62 |
| #5 | Father Skinny | +1.34 | 76 | 63 |





