








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 830 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 523 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 85 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




104 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5070 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,845 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7830 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4390 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 6109 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5516 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,078,881 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2817 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aleks #clash.gg | 54% | 87 |
| #2 | LeBroon donk1d | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | Stefano | 49% | 47 |
| #4 | tisselur #ClashGG | 44% | 39 |
| #5 | Negård | 39% | 167 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | tisselur #ClashGG | 44% | 39 |
| #5 | Negård | 39% | 167 |
| #6 | snow bunny | 37% | 177 |
| #7 | Lars Monsen | 36% | 66 |
| #8 | Gaian | 34% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Negård | 37 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | snow bunny | 30 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | tisselur #ClashGG | 8 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | Stefano | 7 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | Lars Monsen | 6 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Negård | 278 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | Lars Monsen | 242 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | snow bunny | 205 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | Aleks #clash.gg | 129 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | tisselur #ClashGG | 115 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaian | +3.64 | 53 | 40 |
| #2 | tisselur #ClashGG | +1.09 | 55 | 59 |
| #3 | Negård | +0.89 | 65 | 52 |
| #4 | snow bunny | +0.41 | 61 | 36 |
| #5 | Aleks #clash.gg | +0.03 | 55 | 48 |





