








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1585 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,457 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1496 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1471 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1595 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 895 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $764,094 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | JPEGMONKEY | 47% | 101 |
| #6 | C0NCEPT | 44% | 41 |
| #7 | snoop | 44% | 16 |
| #8 | Insane | 43% | 60 |
| #9 | TrashPanda | 35% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JPEGMONKEY | 13 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Vest | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | C0NCEPT | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | snoop | 2 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | TrashPanda | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JPEGMONKEY | 235 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | C0NCEPT | 165 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | Vest | 70 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | ellis | 62 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | TrashPanda | 44 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snoop | +3.46 | 84 | 57 |
| #2 | Insane | +1.43 | 72 | 51 |
| #3 | C0NCEPT | +1.06 | 65 | 75 |
| #4 | JPEGMONKEY | +0.53 | 70 | 57 |
| #5 | Sizzle🔥 | -0.19 | 69 | 67 |





