








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 702 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 689 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 96 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




90 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7150 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,359 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6415 | 22% |
| Smokes | 7964 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 8509 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 6471 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,253,008 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 503 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toppies | 61% | 44 |
| #2 | sammosa | 48% | 153 |
| #3 | C0NCEPT | 47% | 328 |
| #4 | Vest | 47% | 345 |
| #5 | Sizzle🔥 | 47% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C0NCEPT | 23 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Vest | 16 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Insane | 15 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | ellis | 15 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | sammosa | 13 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C0NCEPT | 1111 | 0.15 | 32 min |
| #2 | ellis | 684 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #3 | Vest | 410 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| #4 | sammosa | 403 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #5 | Kenobi | 295 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snoop | +3.40 | 81 | 61 |
| #2 | C0NCEPT | +2.18 | 66 | 75 |
| #3 | Kenobi | +1.27 | 70 | 63 |
| #4 | toppies | +0.65 | 61 | 67 |
| #5 | Insane | +0.52 | 66 | 46 |





