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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1230 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,850 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 277 | 15% |
| Smokes | 414 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 537 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 622 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $133,450 of utility $31 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Volk | 55% | 74 |
| #2 | ุ | 55% | 85 |
| #3 | Lucky Charms | 55% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Volk | 55% | 74 |
| #2 | ุ | 55% | 85 |
| #3 | Lucky Charms | 55% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ุ | 23 | 0.0139 |
| #2 | Volk | 16 | 0.0110 |
| #3 | Lucky Charms | 10 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucky Charms | 452 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #2 | Volk | 346 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #3 | ุ | 293 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ุ | +4.40 | 84 | 56 |
| #2 | Lucky Charms | +3.57 | 70 | 65 |
| #3 | Volk | +2.59 | 76 | 39 |
| #4 | HABIBI | -3.02 | 17 | 23 |





