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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 390 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4814 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,724 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1808 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1294 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1832 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 790 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,523,525 of utility $234 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1NG | 72% | 64 |
| #2 | [AiBot] Spellzzz | 69% | 52 |
| #3 | K1NG | 63% | 84 |
| #4 | [AiBot] Branch3s | 62% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1NG | 72% | 64 |
| #2 | [AiBot] Spellzzz | 69% | 52 |
| #3 | K1NG | 63% | 84 |
| #4 | [AiBot] Branch3s | 62% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1NG | 11 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | K1NG | 8 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | [AiBot] Spellzzz | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | [AiBot] Branch3s | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [AiBot] Branch3s | 140 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | K1NG | 120 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | K1NG | 41 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | [AiBot] Spellzzz | 24 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1NG | +8.62 | 93 | 34 |
| #2 | K1NG | +6.12 | 94 | 36 |
| #3 | [AiBot] Branch3s | -0.90 | 50 | 60 |
| #4 | [AiBot] Spellzzz | -0.98 | 42 | 43 |
| #5 | Bonk999 | -1.06 | 56 | 26 |





