








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 517 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 335 matches | ||
| Faceit | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4873 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,329 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7596 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7549 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6522 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6662 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $679,944 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 804 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1NG | 70% | 53 |
| #2 | K1NG | 65% | 40 |
| #3 | [AiBot] Spellzzz | 62% | 105 |
| #4 | Bonk999 | 62% | 55 |
| #5 | Paraa | 54% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Paraa | 54% | 56 |
| #6 | Shyguy | 50% | 34 |
| #7 | TazStrip | 49% | 83 |
| #8 | BL1TZ8URG | 48% | 137 |
| #9 | LT.DuckyV2 | 41% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1NG | 18 | 0.0177 |
| #2 | [AiBot] Spellzzz | 9 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | K1NG | 9 | 0.0120 |
| #4 | BL1TZ8URG | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Bonk999 | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BL1TZ8URG | 253 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | TazStrip | 174 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | Shyguy | 92 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Paraa | 75 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | [AiBot] Spellzzz | 63 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1NG | +6.75 | 96 | 25 |
| #2 | K1NG | +6.31 | 91 | 27 |
| #3 | Paraa | +4.88 | 85 | 48 |
| #4 | Shyguy | +2.50 | 74 | 64 |
| #5 | [AiBot] Branch3s | +0.77 | 53 | 61 |





