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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 93 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1492 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 799 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 191 | 24% |
| Smokes | 201 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 286 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 121 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $180,710 of utility $39 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Green Envelope | 79% | 34 |
| #2 | Zwuklux | cs.money | 64% | 22 |
| #3 | zgerypala yyys | 57% | 148 |
| #4 | grajpap | 56% | 57 |
| #5 | Kronixos | 55% | 181 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Kronixos | 55% | 181 |
| #6 | Hopaf | 52% | 122 |
| #7 | BooMczak | 46% | 63 |
| #8 | MIKU SKINS | 43% | 28 |
| #9 | polish amazing | 39% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zgerypala yyys | 10 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Kronixos | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | BooMczak | 8 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | grajpap | 6 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | polish amazing | 5 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kronixos | 223 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | grajpap | 169 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | zgerypala yyys | 152 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | Hopaf | 129 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | polish amazing | 75 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zgerypala yyys | +8.50 | 91 | 56 |
| #2 | polish amazing | +3.75 | 75 | 54 |
| #3 | The Green Envelope | +1.23 | 51 | 25 |
| #4 | Zwuklux | cs.money | -0.69 | 64 | 34 |
| #5 | grajpap | -0.81 | 60 | 58 |





