








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1725 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 180 matches | ||
| Wingman | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3769 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,885 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3771 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2708 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2908 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2498 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,024,655 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zgerypala yyys | 61% | 94 |
| #2 | footjob | 56% | 57 |
| #3 | Hopaf | 56% | 84 |
| #4 | BooMczak | 50% | 113 |
| #5 | Kronixos | 48% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | MIKU SKINS | 45% | 58 |
| #7 | polish amazing | 45% | 94 |
| #8 | Fajny Wafel | 43% | 37 |
| #9 | robz | 38% | 42 |
| #10 | szelniga | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MIKU SKINS | 21 | 0.0190 |
| #2 | BooMczak | 14 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | polish amazing | 11 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | zgerypala yyys | 11 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | Kronixos | 6 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kronixos | 225 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | zgerypala yyys | 152 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | polish amazing | 150 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Hopaf | 125 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | BooMczak | 113 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zgerypala yyys | +8.65 | 87 | 59 |
| #2 | polish amazing | +3.00 | 70 | 56 |
| #3 | grajpap | +0.02 | 69 | 57 |
| #4 | footjob | -0.40 | 70 | 17 |
| #5 | robz | -1.58 | 58 | 14 |





