








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1609 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1299 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 180 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12853 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,144 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4404 | 17% |
| Smokes | 7717 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 8193 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 5830 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $7,554,405 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4641 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rizzy | 52% | 120 |
| #2 | 𝒱𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓎 | 50% | 168 |
| #3 | ᴘɪɴᴋ ɢᴜʏ | 49% | 175 |
| #4 | KAIL | 48% | 192 |
| #5 | Kirito | 48% | 810 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | INJVR | +3.77 | 72 | 39 |
| #2 | Ȃ̶̧T̸̎͘L̴̿́À̴̈S̵ | +3.33 | 71 | 47 |
| #3 | Rizzy | +2.99 | 55 | 53 |
| #4 | 𝒱𝒶𝓂𝓅𝓎 | +2.71 | 76 | 40 |
| #5 | Kirito | +2.36 | 63 | 47 |





