








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2926 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1101 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 410 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
17046 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,334 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10423 | 31% |
| Smokes | 8198 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 8661 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6052 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,634,640 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12038 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KID 山本 | 50% | 115 |
| #2 | huffinfumes | 48% | 810 |
| #3 | FREAKYwiener | 48% | 139 |
| #4 | broglennn | 46% | 164 |
| #5 | 6’1 | 45% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | huffinfumes | 37 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | FREAKYwiener | 19 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | 6’1 | 13 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | broglennn | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | deadendxxx | 6 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | huffinfumes | 556 | 0.03 | 13 min |
| #2 | 6’1 | 502 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #3 | broglennn | 322 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | deadendxxx | 289 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | I'm a good boy. | 279 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirito | +2.19 | 61 | 51 |
| #2 | KID 山本 | -0.56 | 55 | 48 |
| #3 | broglennn | -0.67 | 52 | 54 |
| #4 | BigMotion | -2.01 | 54 | 43 |
| #5 | FREAKYwiener | -2.09 | 36 | 44 |





