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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 221 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
894 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,549 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1463 | 41% |
| Smokes | 1222 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 325 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 539 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $432,157 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Omega Bean | 49% | 43 |
| #2 | tangerineyy | 33% | 49 |
| #3 | nnoll21 | 31% | 71 |
| #4 | Cdaysss | 31% | 13 |
| #5 | Mythical | 26% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Omega Bean | 49% | 43 |
| #2 | tangerineyy | 33% | 49 |
| #3 | nnoll21 | 31% | 71 |
| #4 | Cdaysss | 31% | 13 |
| #5 | Mythical | 26% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nnoll21 | 17 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | Omega Bean | 6 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | Cdaysss | 2 | 0.0089 |
| #4 | Mythical | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Omega Bean | 95 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | nnoll21 | 51 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Mythical | 30 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Cdaysss | 17 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | tangerineyy | 9 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Omega Bean | +6.64 | 71 | 44 |
| #2 | Mythical | +3.59 | 75 | 41 |
| #3 | Cdaysss | +2.10 | 54 | 23 |
| #4 | nnoll21 | -1.16 | 21 | 19 |
| #5 | tangerineyy | -2.09 | 17 | 9 |





