








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 532 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5043 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,090 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1262 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1798 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1824 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1206 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,411,479 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 793 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Esdeath | 80% | 25 |
| #2 | karriSツ | 76% | 25 |
| #3 | Jarii | 70% | 20 |
| #4 | GeT_FlAsHeD | 67% | 51 |
| #5 | muussi | 64% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpilledTea | 110 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | GeT_FlAsHeD | 101 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | muussi | 101 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | Esdeath | 87 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | NeushoornGeitje | 63 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lizardinio | +3.91 | 94 | 44 |
| #2 | Jarii | +3.13 | 71 | 63 |
| #3 | Esdeath | +1.84 | 77 | 75 |
| #4 | karriSツ | +1.51 | 94 | 58 |
| #5 | GeT_FlAsHeD | +0.43 | 69 | 53 |





