








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 302 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




77 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2970 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,210 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2261 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3406 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2287 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2256 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $451,613 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 659 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paahtisツ | 57% | 21 |
| #2 | Eelis | 51% | 145 |
| #3 | Urho | 50% | 110 |
| #4 | EetuuZz | 47% | 72 |
| #5 | Kille | 43% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eelis | 22 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | EetuuZz | 17 | 0.0114 |
| #3 | Urho | 11 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | uja2 | 10 | 0.0189 |
| #5 | Kille | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eelis | +3.29 | 79 | 45 |
| #2 | EetuuZz | +0.60 | 53 | 58 |
| #3 | Urho | +0.40 | 69 | 74 |
| #4 | Jali | +0.07 | 69 | 53 |
| #5 | Paahtisツ | -1.79 | 55 | 29 |





