








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 363 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Faceit | 119 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4213 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,240 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3880 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4445 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2740 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3175 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $786,517 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 530 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PomppuSnake | 48% | 48 |
| #2 | Jali | 47% | 72 |
| #3 | Eelis | 44% | 73 |
| #4 | Kille | 41% | 22 |
| #5 | Urho | 38% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PomppuSnake | 48% | 48 |
| #2 | Jali | 47% | 72 |
| #3 | Eelis | 44% | 73 |
| #4 | Kille | 41% | 22 |
| #5 | Urho | 38% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jali | 40 | 0.0269 |
| #2 | Eelis | 8 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | PomppuSnake | 5 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Urho | 4 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jali | 188 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | Urho | 151 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | PomppuSnake | 144 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Eelis | 38 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kille | 13 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eelis | +2.28 | 77 | 46 |
| #2 | PomppuSnake | +0.30 | 71 | 60 |
| #3 | EetuuZz | +0.22 | 54 | 61 |
| #4 | Urho | -0.12 | 72 | 77 |
| #5 | Jali | -1.74 | 66 | 51 |





