








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 71 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1049 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,299 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 438 | 19% |
| Smokes | 907 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 520 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 434 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $351,709 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kennyS | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | eddy | 55% | 29 |
| #3 | Heizy | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | Token | 46% | 89 |
| #5 | YeOJay | 46% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | eddy | 55% | 29 |
| #3 | Heizy | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | Token | 46% | 89 |
| #5 | YeOJay | 46% | 100 |
| #6 | InsiteV | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YeOJay | 23 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | Token | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | eddy | 3 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | InsiteV | 2 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | Heizy | 2 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YeOJay | 233 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | Token | 149 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | InsiteV | 30 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Heizy | 24 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | eddy | 23 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YeOJay | +1.98 | 54 | 61 |
| #2 | eddy | +1.93 | 65 | 27 |
| #3 | Heizy | -0.27 | 77 | 41 |
| #4 | InsiteV | -0.31 | 75 | 61 |
| #5 | Token | -0.61 | 73 | 45 |





