








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 92 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 109 matches | ||
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2609 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,282 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1754 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1800 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1345 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1383 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $705,610 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | WhiteIversen | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | Pappa D | 48% | 100 |
| #6 | Gonoed | 43% | 28 |
| #7 | Patrick Bateman | 42% | 45 |
| #8 | Ribse | 35% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patrick Bateman | 17 | 0.0186 |
| #2 | CJW | 10 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | WhiteIversen | 6 | 0.0143 |
| #4 | Ribse | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Pappa D | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WhiteIversen | +7.19 | 94 | 62 |
| #2 | CJW | +1.94 | 71 | 50 |
| #3 | Dessau | +0.83 | 82 | 68 |
| #4 | langeslange | +0.82 | 87 | 50 |
| #5 | Pappa D | -0.38 | 55 | 56 |





