








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 273 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 400 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




97 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4442 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,367 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2056 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1951 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4563 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 2797 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,174,474 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 83 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | classiq | 63% | 32 |
| #2 | garfield khan | 57% | 89 |
| #3 | Kellz | 53% | 129 |
| #4 | 𝘕𝘦𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘬™ | 53% | 32 |
| #5 | cm0p | 52% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Kellz | 53% | 129 |
| #4 | 𝘕𝘦𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘬™ | 53% | 32 |
| #5 | cm0p | 52% | 42 |
| #6 | Sticky | 48% | 234 |
| #7 | FlappyBirdLover67 | 41% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kellz | 46 | 0.0167 |
| #2 | Sticky | 43 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | garfield khan | 13 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | 𝘕𝘦𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘬™ | 13 | 0.0184 |
| #5 | cm0p | 11 | 0.0124 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sticky | 802 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #2 | Kellz | 510 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #3 | garfield khan | 178 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | cm0p | 144 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | FlappyBirdLover67 | 74 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cm0p | +3.86 | 91 | 60 |
| #2 | Kellz | +3.05 | 70 | 59 |
| #3 | 𝘕𝘦𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘬™ | +0.76 | 72 | 32 |
| #4 | Sticky | +0.32 | 62 | 59 |
| #5 | classiq | -0.34 | 54 | 42 |





