








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
634 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,171 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 779 | 36% |
| Smokes | 485 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 440 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 467 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $130,277 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HjorthTV | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | Progaard | 83% | 6 |
| #3 | Cl1ckCl1ck | 80% | 5 |
| #4 | Nørgaard Jr. | 73% | 15 |
| #5 | FlipZ | 71% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucas | 3 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | Nørgaard Jr. | 2 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | Jarnbo | 1 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Progaard | +4.27 | 74 | 87 |
| #2 | HjorthTV | +2.30 | 46 | 60 |
| #3 | Jarnbo | +2.24 | 90 | 78 |
| #4 | Nørgaard Jr. | +2.07 | 52 | 58 |
| #5 | moony56 | +1.97 | 75 | 69 |





