








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
627 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,249 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 690 | 31% |
| Smokes | 568 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 461 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 530 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $133,378 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lucas | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | kams | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Gravey | 75% | 4 |
| #4 | moony56 | 73% | 15 |
| #5 | BismillahPeek Binslev | 55% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | moony56 | 73% | 15 |
| #5 | BismillahPeek Binslev | 55% | 31 |
| #6 | Nadion | 47% | 17 |
| #7 | simonJ | 33% | 6 |
| #8 | Captain Downsyndrom | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | simonJ | 7 | 0.0565 |
| #2 | Captain Downsyndrom | 4 | 0.0476 |
| #3 | Lucas | 3 | 0.0337 |
| #4 | BismillahPeek Binslev | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Nadion | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BismillahPeek Binslev | 89 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #2 | moony56 | 50 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | Nadion | 42 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | simonJ | 29 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #5 | Captain Downsyndrom | 26 | 0.31 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moony56 | +3.57 | 85 | 70 |
| #2 | Nørgaard Jr. | +2.81 | 50 | 73 |
| #3 | simonJ | +2.13 | 83 | 59 |
| #4 | Gravey | +2.12 | 59 | 52 |
| #5 | Lucas | +1.41 | 54 | 38 |





