








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2791 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,412 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4780 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4296 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2026 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 3310 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $559,751 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 223 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #MiJi | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | ✪ FalconN | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | M0L1 | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | FlemmingBob45 | 51% | 78 |
| #5 | ツ Lunde | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | FlemmingBob45 | 51% | 78 |
| #5 | ツ Lunde | 50% | 18 |
| #6 | BaaRH | 44% | 18 |
| #7 | RaZe MouZ | 42% | 36 |
| #8 | Filur- | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlemmingBob45 | 30 | 0.0193 |
| #2 | ✪ FalconN | 6 | 0.0178 |
| #3 | RaZe MouZ | 5 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | ツ Lunde | 3 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | #MiJi | 3 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlemmingBob45 | 319 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | Filur- | 96 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #3 | BaaRH | 84 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | ツ Lunde | 67 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | M0L1 | 60 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Filur- | +3.28 | 92 | 76 |
| #2 | Jarnbo | +2.07 | 87 | 74 |
| #3 | ✪ FalconN | +0.73 | 62 | 55 |
| #4 | M0L1 | +0.16 | 77 | 47 |
| #5 | ツ Lunde | -0.46 | 62 | 66 |





