








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 581 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1883 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,530 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1615 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1504 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2377 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1034 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,229,294 of utility $250 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KekseGamer | 48% | 131 |
| #2 | Smilo™ | 48% | 140 |
| #3 | crulzz™ | 46% | 104 |
| #4 | Canis Majoris ツ | 46% | 128 |
| #5 | SkyZ2503 | 45% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | crulzz™ | 46% | 104 |
| #4 | Canis Majoris ツ | 46% | 128 |
| #5 | SkyZ2503 | 45% | 60 |
| #6 | ✪ Kago | 27% | 15 |
| #7 | -1nyye?* | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smilo™ | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | KekseGamer | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | crulzz™ | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Canis Majoris ツ | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | SkyZ2503 | 4 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Canis Majoris ツ | 642 | 0.24 | 16 min |
| #2 | Smilo™ | 450 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #3 | KekseGamer | 416 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | crulzz™ | 252 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | SkyZ2503 | 171 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smilo™ | +1.59 | 71 | 66 |
| #2 | crulzz™ | +0.85 | 75 | 66 |
| #3 | Canis Majoris ツ | +0.21 | 76 | 72 |
| #4 | Straawfrst | +0.14 | 59 | 58 |
| #5 | KekseGamer | -0.63 | 52 | 67 |





