








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 217 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 203 matches | ||
| Faceit | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3032 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,522 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3278 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3441 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3881 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2922 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $913,499 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D3V0_62 | 53% | 105 |
| #2 | 360hzPeek | Capsen | 53% | 113 |
| #3 | crulzz™ | 52% | 157 |
| #4 | ✪ Kago | 52% | 73 |
| #5 | KekseGamer | 50% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Smilo™ | 48% | 419 |
| #7 | Canis Majoris ツ | 47% | 175 |
| #8 | What_if_Yes | 45% | 44 |
| #9 | -1nyye?* | 45% | 66 |
| #10 | Straawfrst | 45% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smilo™ | 7 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | crulzz™ | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | D3V0_62 | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Canis Majoris ツ | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | 360hzPeek | Capsen | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smilo™ | 1090 | 0.12 | 27 min |
| #2 | Canis Majoris ツ | 681 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #3 | D3V0_62 | 490 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #4 | crulzz™ | 420 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #5 | -1nyye?* | 334 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 360hzPeek | Capsen | +5.77 | 88 | 68 |
| #2 | crulzz™ | +1.14 | 76 | 72 |
| #3 | Smilo™ | +0.83 | 69 | 62 |
| #4 | Straawfrst | +0.30 | 50 | 62 |
| #5 | Canis Majoris ツ | -0.23 | 68 | 74 |





