








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 390 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Esplay | 9 matches | 1,813 | |
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2459 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,454 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1788 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2147 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1630 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1889 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $701,430 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LidexY | 52% | 64 |
| #2 | SidexY | 50% | 28 |
| #3 | Jeroz | 50% | 46 |
| #4 | Dsp.Sturrieh | 49% | 51 |
| #5 | sandjer | 48% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Nøtter | 47% | 76 |
| #7 | Kudosai | 47% | 32 |
| #8 | Snusmumrikken | 46% | 35 |
| #9 | Fo4m | 44% | 36 |
| #10 | ATLAS | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sandjer | 5 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Dsp.Sturrieh | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Jeroz | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | LidexY | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Snusmumrikken | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LidexY | 323 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #2 | Nøtter | 154 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Jeroz | 123 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Dsp.Sturrieh | 112 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | sandjer | 99 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dsp.Sturrieh | +2.28 | 74 | 62 |
| #2 | Nøtter | +1.01 | 76 | 59 |
| #3 | LidexY | +0.67 | 66 | 80 |
| #4 | sandjer | +0.67 | 78 | 69 |
| #5 | Bl0mKaal | +0.52 | 75 | 65 |





