








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 288 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1288 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,260 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 606 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1098 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1114 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 442 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $241,595 of utility $35 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuckyLovesBoba | 33 | 0.0116 |
| #2 | TooterConsumer | 22 | 0.0319 |
| #3 | πΏππ πΆπππ | 21 | 0.0110 |
| #4 | mexi-chan NPS | 9 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | Mr. Miyagi | 4 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TooterConsumer | +3.82 | 36 | 22 |
| #2 | Mr. Miyagi | +2.41 | 58 | 24 |
| #3 | LuckyLovesBoba | +0.38 | 33 | 28 |
| #4 | Fryβ’ | +0.21 | 44 | 32 |
| #5 | mexi-chan NPS | -0.25 | 11 | 42 |





