








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 126 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 203 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1581 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,268 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 637 | 8% |
| Smokes | 1856 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2863 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2912 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $295,316 of utility $45 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TooterConsumer | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | Fryβ’ | 48% | 33 |
| #3 | Copasb3 | 47% | 36 |
| #4 | πΏππ πΆπππ | 46% | 80 |
| #5 | Mr. Miyagi | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Copasb3 | 47% | 36 |
| #4 | πΏππ πΆπππ | 46% | 80 |
| #5 | Mr. Miyagi | 44% | 25 |
| #6 | LuckyLovesBoba | 41% | 125 |
| #7 | Richard Cranium | 41% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuckyLovesBoba | 36 | 0.0138 |
| #2 | πΏππ πΆπππ | 10 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Fryβ’ | 10 | 0.0143 |
| #4 | TooterConsumer | 10 | 0.0258 |
| #5 | Mr. Miyagi | 7 | 0.0133 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πΏππ πΆπππ | 131 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | LuckyLovesBoba | 122 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | Copasb3 | 81 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Mr. Miyagi | 64 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | Richard Cranium | 51 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TooterConsumer | +3.25 | 34 | 14 |
| #2 | Fryβ’ | +1.19 | 58 | 30 |
| #3 | Copasb3 | +0.82 | 34 | 35 |
| #4 | Mr. Miyagi | +0.67 | 61 | 32 |
| #5 | LuckyLovesBoba | -0.66 | 25 | 35 |





