








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 444 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 277 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 60 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3309 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,130 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3271 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4663 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4040 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3156 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $905,658 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1321 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | magicznysoczek | 65% | 78 |
| #2 | ΒΏπ’πππ‘π‘? | 61% | 62 |
| #3 | Guziorek | 60% | 53 |
| #4 | Buziolek | 54% | 48 |
| #5 | BOT Esiok Oficjalnie PRO | 53% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Esiok Oficjalnie PRO | 355 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | Plewko | 331 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #3 | ManuaL | 84 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Guziorek | 68 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Buziolek | 57 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guziorek | +2.40 | 78 | 71 |
| #2 | Buziolek | +2.18 | 76 | 66 |
| #3 | GERBER CSGOSKINSCASE.GIFT | +1.49 | 71 | 63 |
| #4 | ManuaL | +1.21 | 76 | 51 |
| #5 | magicznysoczek | +1.03 | 78 | 22 |





