








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 661 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1313 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,619 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 893 | 25% |
| Smokes | 878 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 932 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 916 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $741,421 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 583 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GERBER csgoskinscase.gift | 91% | 11 |
| #2 | BOT Esiok Oficjalnie PRO | 75% | 12 |
| #3 | Plewko | 68% | 22 |
| #4 | GERBER CSGOSKINSCASE.GIFT | 61% | 62 |
| #5 | magicznysoczek | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GERBER csgoskinscase.gift | 91% | 11 |
| #2 | BOT Esiok Oficjalnie PRO | 75% | 12 |
| #3 | Plewko | 68% | 22 |
| #4 | GERBER CSGOSKINSCASE.GIFT | 61% | 62 |
| #5 | magicznysoczek | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GERBER CSGOSKINSCASE.GIFT | 9 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | Plewko | 3 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | BOT Esiok Oficjalnie PRO | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GERBER CSGOSKINSCASE.GIFT | 107 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | BOT Esiok Oficjalnie PRO | 36 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | Plewko | 30 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | GERBER csgoskinscase.gift | 24 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | magicznysoczek | 9 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GERBER csgoskinscase.gift | +5.69 | 90 | 71 |
| #2 | GERBER CSGOSKINSCASE.GIFT | +3.95 | 88 | 67 |
| #3 | ΒΏπ’πππ‘π‘? | +2.05 | 75 | 54 |
| #4 | Plewko | +0.95 | 33 | 58 |
| #5 | magicznysoczek | +0.24 | 80 | 19 |





