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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 850 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4240 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,858 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 944 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1317 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1583 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1014 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,559,546 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 692 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rumaier | 63% | 83 |
| #2 | Wish-a-n*gga-would William | 62% | 97 |
| #3 | Mochachi | 61% | 36 |
| #4 | SleepyBree | 58% | 150 |
| #5 | SqueeK ❤ | 57% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Mochachi | 61% | 36 |
| #4 | SleepyBree | 58% | 150 |
| #5 | SqueeK ❤ | 57% | 28 |
| #6 | Asha | 53% | 30 |
| #7 | McNoob | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rumaier | 17 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | Wish-a-n*gga-would William | 9 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | SleepyBree | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wish-a-n*gga-would William | 85 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | SqueeK ❤ | 62 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | rumaier | 61 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | McNoob | 39 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Mochachi | 24 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asha | +6.46 | 93 | 39 |
| #2 | Demington | +5.31 | 82 | 47 |
| #3 | Wish-a-n*gga-would William | -0.12 | 48 | 38 |
| #4 | SqueeK ❤ | -0.59 | 49 | 62 |
| #5 | rumaier | -1.56 | 50 | 23 |





