








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 303 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1861 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 729 | 27% |
| Smokes | 641 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 824 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 524 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $744,879 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 541 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mochachi | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | SleepyBree | 63% | 56 |
| #3 | Demington | 62% | 97 |
| #4 | Asha | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | SqueeK ❤ | 58% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Demington | 62% | 97 |
| #4 | Asha | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | SqueeK ❤ | 58% | 12 |
| #6 | MoetiveTTV | 57% | 14 |
| #7 | rumaier | 55% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rumaier | 10 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | Demington | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Mochachi | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | MoetiveTTV | 1 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rumaier | 92 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #2 | Demington | 47 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | MoetiveTTV | 42 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | SqueeK ❤ | 27 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | Mochachi | 14 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asha | +7.01 | 96 | 46 |
| #2 | Demington | +5.50 | 85 | 45 |
| #3 | Wish-a-n*gga-would William | +2.89 | 63 | 41 |
| #4 | MoetiveTTV | +2.84 | 64 | 28 |
| #5 | SqueeK ❤ | -1.05 | 37 | 60 |





