








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 502 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3312 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,830 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4390 | 37% |
| Smokes | 911 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 3801 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2728 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $593,637 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 348 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLEHHHH | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | 360hans | 44% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLEHHHH | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | 360hans | 44% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 360hans | 11 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | BLEHHHH | 5 | 0.0116 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 360hans | 471 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #2 | BLEHHHH | 102 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLEHHHH | +3.39 | 82 | 63 |
| #2 | 360hans | +2.66 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | Rocis | +0.40 | 48 | 48 |





