








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2570 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,153 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1756 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2854 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1627 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1916 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $491,125 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maximus | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | rules | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | Zzzzz ❤💙💛 | 53% | 83 |
| #4 | cannyS | 51% | 99 |
| #5 | haerin | 47% | 165 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | cannyS | 51% | 99 |
| #5 | haerin | 47% | 165 |
| #6 | ✪John sybau | 46% | 97 |
| #7 | ToFu | 45% | 88 |
| #8 | KoShiiKou | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haerin | 12 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Zzzzz ❤💙💛 | 12 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | cannyS | 10 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | ✪John sybau | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | ToFu | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cannyS | 500 | 0.24 | 15 min |
| #2 | ✪John sybau | 252 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Zzzzz ❤💙💛 | 247 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | ToFu | 240 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | haerin | 236 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maximus | +3.43 | 82 | 48 |
| #2 | cannyS | +1.38 | 60 | 74 |
| #3 | Nachtz | +1.26 | 74 | 62 |
| #4 | KoShiiKou | +0.77 | 67 | 43 |
| #5 | Zzzzz ❤💙💛 | +0.70 | 60 | 46 |





