








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 344 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2856 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,522 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3184 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3303 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2282 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2753 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $670,199 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 409 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fredrick™ | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | Sbeve | 46% | 102 |
| #3 | Dir7y | 46% | 155 |
| #4 | awppa | 42% | 67 |
| #5 | ToAsty | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dir7y | 750 | 0.24 | 21 min |
| #2 | Sbeve | 324 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | awppa | 137 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | ToAsty | 96 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | Fredrick™ | 35 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fredrick™ | +4.21 | 68 | 41 |
| #2 | Sbeve | +2.36 | 84 | 60 |
| #3 | Swaey | +1.83 | 81 | 69 |
| #4 | Dir7y | +0.35 | 74 | 56 |
| #5 | ToAsty | -1.32 | 61 | 65 |





