








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
448 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,168 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 318 | 27% |
| Smokes | 225 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 353 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 272 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $137,503 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fridge | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Spuckie14 | 52% | 58 |
| #3 | ignas.lt | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | Douwidius2 | 50% | 34 |
| #5 | RandomGuyNL | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trash | 8 | 0.0219 |
| #2 | loafylow | 5 | 0.0201 |
| #3 | Spuckie14 | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Douwidius2 | 4 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | battleant | 3 | 0.0146 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trash | 42 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | RandomGuyNL | 37 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Douwidius2 | 35 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | loafylow | 30 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | Spuckie14 | 26 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jorik | +3.40 | 44 | 37 |
| #2 | Douwidius2 | +3.32 | 55 | 52 |
| #3 | loafylow | +3.29 | 83 | 59 |
| #4 | Trash | +3.02 | 90 | 45 |
| #5 | LoaF | +1.86 | 89 | 68 |





