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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 367 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1346 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,253 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2217 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1635 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1629 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1772 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $536,739 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ok | 52% | 44 |
| #2 | Wassupmyboi | 51% | 43 |
| #3 | Sosa | 50% | 110 |
| #4 | Milks | 48% | 124 |
| #5 | Scraxes | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Milks | 48% | 124 |
| #5 | Scraxes | 45% | 11 |
| #6 | caseyinator | 43% | 23 |
| #7 | Shottie | 40% | 53 |
| #8 | clem | 38% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milks | 33 | 0.0133 |
| #2 | Sosa | 30 | 0.0134 |
| #3 | ok | 9 | 0.0098 |
| #4 | Wassupmyboi | 6 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Shottie | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milks | 395 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | Sosa | 308 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | Shottie | 274 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #4 | ok | 81 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Wassupmyboi | 73 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milks | +2.76 | 72 | 60 |
| #2 | Sosa | +2.55 | 86 | 52 |
| #3 | Scraxes | +1.28 | 90 | 58 |
| #4 | ok | -0.24 | 58 | 48 |
| #5 | Shottie | -0.46 | 72 | 69 |





