








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 595 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 167 matches | ||
| Premier | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4494 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,578 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5916 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4768 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3124 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3770 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,525,613 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DEATH THE KID | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | toogles | 60% | 42 |
| #3 | Rose | 59% | 75 |
| #4 | ok | 57% | 173 |
| #5 | Gulgator | 57% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Jonathan "EliGE" Jablonowski | 49% | 85 |
| #11 | Ghost_Wraith | 47% | 58 |
| #12 | Cheddar | 42% | 38 |
| #13 | Spuuky | 40% | 53 |
| #14 | Royal | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sosa | 46 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | Milks | 19 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | ok | 14 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Spuuky | 7 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | Rose | 6 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sosa | 594 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #2 | Milks | 444 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | ok | 278 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | Spuuky | 271 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #5 | hydroking | 198 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sosa | +2.28 | 88 | 54 |
| #2 | Ghost_Wraith | +2.15 | 88 | 56 |
| #3 | Milks | +1.69 | 70 | 62 |
| #4 | Gulgator | +1.32 | 69 | 75 |
| #5 | DEATH THE KID | +1.02 | 69 | 56 |





