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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 61 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
588 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,003 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 446 | 22% |
| Smokes | 366 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 842 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 349 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $215,339 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rabid | 50% | 8 |
| #2 | Stephen | 50% | 22 |
| #3 | Jordxc1x | 48% | 48 |
| #4 | DHD0M | 44% | 78 |
| #5 | Hanskizzi | 43% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Stephen | 50% | 22 |
| #3 | Jordxc1x | 48% | 48 |
| #4 | DHD0M | 44% | 78 |
| #5 | Hanskizzi | 43% | 76 |
| #6 | Mutt | 0% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DHD0M | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Hanskizzi | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Stephen | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Jordxc1x | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DHD0M | 235 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | Hanskizzi | 101 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | Jordxc1x | 47 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Stephen | 18 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Rabid | 8 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stephen | +1.69 | 74 | 37 |
| #2 | DHD0M | +1.40 | 61 | 67 |
| #3 | Kingey | +0.58 | 63 | 58 |
| #4 | Jordxc1x | -0.91 | 49 | 48 |
| #5 | Mutt | -2.50 | 26 | 56 |





