








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 74 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
212 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 953 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 346 | 36% |
| Smokes | 133 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 332 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 142 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $36,009 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nihilist | 100% | 2 |
| 100% | 2 | ||
| #3 | prstovydemon | 100% | 2 |
| 75% | 4 | ||
| #5 | Scrat | 67% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KeTyos | 2 | 0.0086 |
| 1 | 0.0116 | ||
| 1 | 0.0196 | ||
| #4 | nihilist | 1 | 0.0278 |
| 1 | 0.0278 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KeTyos | 25 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| 18 | 0.21 | 0 min | ||
| 16 | 0.19 | 0 min | ||
| #4 | Scrat | 7 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| 7 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| +12.12 | 88 | 74 | ||
| #2 | KeTyos | +5.61 | 73 | 57 |
| #3 | nihilist | +4.82 | 55 | 31 |
| +1.59 | 58 | 50 | ||
| #5 | Scrat | -0.16 | 39 | 36 |





