








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
628 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,731 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 532 | 31% |
| Smokes | 557 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 407 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 235 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $106,833 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 435 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jacob | 100% | 6 |
| #2 | DONK DONK DONK SAHUR | 75% | 4 |
| 75% | 12 | ||
| #4 | prstovydemon | 70% | 10 |
| 67% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jacob | 100% | 6 |
| #2 | DONK DONK DONK SAHUR | 75% | 4 |
| 75% | 12 | ||
| #4 | prstovydemon | 70% | 10 |
| 67% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3 | 0.0124 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21 | 0.09 | 1 min | ||
| #2 | jacob | 7 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | DONK DONK DONK SAHUR | 4 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | prstovydemon | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DONK DONK DONK SAHUR | +20.88 | 100 | 61 |
| +8.55 | 87 | 53 | ||
| #3 | jacob | +3.60 | 96 | 55 |
| #4 | nihilist | +1.32 | 69 | 59 |
| #5 | prstovydemon | -1.10 | 65 | 40 |





