








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1036 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 310 matches | ||
| Premier | 286 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10601 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,408 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11399 | 29% |
| Smokes | 10815 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7205 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 9989 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,569,806 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1966 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bark bark | 53% | 78 |
| #2 | boxxy | 51% | 77 |
| #3 | OFaR | 48% | 50 |
| #4 | coding | 39% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bark bark | 53% | 78 |
| #2 | boxxy | 51% | 77 |
| #3 | OFaR | 48% | 50 |
| #4 | coding | 39% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bark bark | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | OFaR | 5 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bark bark | 286 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | OFaR | 259 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #3 | boxxy | 160 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | coding | 99 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bark bark | +1.81 | 75 | 53 |
| #2 | pizza七十三 | +0.60 | 69 | 61 |
| #3 | OFaR | -0.40 | 57 | 64 |
| #4 | coding | -0.48 | 60 | 59 |
| #5 | boxxy | -1.50 | 46 | 52 |





