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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
568 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,242 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 431 | 35% |
| Smokes | 342 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 345 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 124 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $419,017 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 109 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Theeone | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | //4̶0̶4̶ | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Dont Shoot! | 53% | 15 |
| #4 | (WTH) Njordin | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | kapk | 45% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Mellow | 38% | 8 |
| #8 | Nvmi | 36% | 11 |
| #9 | terry | 33% | 18 |
| #10 | 3fm | 29% | 7 |
| #11 | Whorus Heresy | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kapk | 4 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Dont Shoot! | 4 | 0.0136 |
| #3 | Mellow | 2 | 0.0133 |
| #4 | (WTH) Njordin | 1 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | //4̶0̶4̶ | 1 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kapk | 66 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | Swift | 57 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Nvmi | 40 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | (WTH) Njordin | 23 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Dont Shoot! | 19 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mellow | +4.92 | 66 | 11 |
| #2 | kapk | +3.84 | 76 | 36 |
| #3 | Nvmi | +3.69 | 48 | 66 |
| #4 | 3fm | +0.32 | 61 | 66 |
| #5 | //4̶0̶4̶ | +0.25 | 46 | 39 |





