








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1776 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 331 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7766 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,959 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9395 | 45% |
| Smokes | 3520 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 6441 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1603 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,576,803 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 686 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kert | 75% | 59 |
| #2 | Kivikirves | 60% | 126 |
| #3 | RiikaPiika | 59% | 277 |
| #4 | mil lee | 58% | 478 |
| #5 | marku$ | 58% | 559 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | marku$ | 58% | 559 |
| #6 | Toonik | 55% | 278 |
| #7 | RI€O | 53% | 148 |
| #8 | gregor | 51% | 43 |
| #9 | Magnus Puuklots | 45% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marku$ | 93 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | RiikaPiika | 43 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | Kivikirves | 22 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | mil lee | 21 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Toonik | 21 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marku$ | 4118 | 0.35 | 94 min |
| #2 | RiikaPiika | 1314 | 0.23 | 38 min |
| #3 | Toonik | 524 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #4 | Kivikirves | 440 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #5 | mil lee | 275 | 0.03 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kert | +4.48 | 82 | 63 |
| #2 | Kivikirves | +2.52 | 84 | 66 |
| #3 | Kevvumeans | +2.44 | 71 | 65 |
| #4 | marku$ | +2.03 | 69 | 63 |
| #5 | gregor | +0.86 | 58 | 52 |





