








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2089 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 362 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




226 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10071 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,072 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 20674 | 54% |
| Smokes | 10279 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5977 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1142 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,185,555 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3704 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RiikaPiika | 62 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | mil lee | 36 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Kevvumeans | 30 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Toonik | 29 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Kivikirves | 24 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kevvumeans | 1910 | 0.16 | 49 min |
| #2 | RiikaPiika | 1641 | 0.24 | 47 min |
| #3 | Toonik | 564 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #4 | kert | 493 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| #5 | Kivikirves | 406 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kert | +5.71 | 84 | 64 |
| #2 | marku$ | +2.90 | 70 | 62 |
| #3 | Kevvumeans | +2.40 | 72 | 65 |
| #4 | Kivikirves | +2.36 | 82 | 65 |
| #5 | gregor | +2.06 | 63 | 52 |





