








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1036 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 228 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 145 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4811 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,695 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3786 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3823 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3994 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4092 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,148,875 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2077 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lekka2023 | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | | 50% | 163 |
| #3 | szebi0805 | 46% | 267 |
| #4 | CRAZY | 45% | 238 |
| #5 | ♡Ficu98♡ | 45% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | | 50% | 163 |
| #3 | szebi0805 | 46% | 267 |
| #4 | CRAZY | 45% | 238 |
| #5 | ♡Ficu98♡ | 45% | 116 |
| #6 | | 41% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szebi0805 | 71 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | CRAZY | 46 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | | 24 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | | 13 | 0.0189 |
| #5 | ♡Ficu98♡ | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CRAZY | 448 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | | 358 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | szebi0805 | 323 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #4 | | 41 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | ♡Ficu98♡ | 30 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szebi0805 | +1.79 | 67 | 53 |
| #2 | Lekka2023 | +1.37 | 63 | 40 |
| #3 | | +1.17 | 64 | 61 |
| #4 | CRAZY | +0.01 | 52 | 60 |
| #5 | | -1.36 | 29 | 49 |





