








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 697 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 243 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 128 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




148 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5246 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,400 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4644 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2842 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 4916 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2998 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,087,768 of utility $273 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1847 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 57% | 60 |
| #2 | szebi0805 | 49% | 534 |
| #3 | ♡Ficu98♡ | 47% | 34 |
| #4 | | 45% | 238 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 57% | 60 |
| #2 | szebi0805 | 49% | 534 |
| #3 | ♡Ficu98♡ | 47% | 34 |
| #4 | | 45% | 238 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szebi0805 | 152 | 0.0144 |
| #2 | | 44 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | | 10 | 0.0083 |
| #4 | ♡Ficu98♡ | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szebi0805 | 604 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| #2 | | 561 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | | 143 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | ♡Ficu98♡ | 24 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szebi0805 | +1.49 | 68 | 52 |
| #2 | CRAZY | +0.50 | 59 | 59 |
| #3 | | -0.07 | 55 | 64 |
| #4 | | -0.79 | 39 | 50 |
| #5 | ♡Ficu98♡ | -2.75 | 31 | 21 |





