








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 474 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2265 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,368 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1356 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1175 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1683 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1154 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $530,267 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 397 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CarriedToLEM | 82% | 28 |
| #2 | Icemään | 82% | 11 |
| #3 | hunterrr | 73% | 44 |
| #4 | PeKSulli | 70% | 10 |
| #5 | eje | 60% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CarriedToLEM | 82% | 28 |
| #2 | Icemään | 82% | 11 |
| #3 | hunterrr | 73% | 44 |
| #4 | PeKSulli | 70% | 10 |
| #5 | eje | 60% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hunterrr | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | CarriedToLEM | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hunterrr | 115 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | CarriedToLEM | 85 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | Icemään | 31 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | PeKSulli | 26 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | eje | 24 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeKSulli | +2.77 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | markoboy | +1.94 | 74 | 62 |
| #3 | CarriedToLEM | +0.91 | 87 | 56 |
| #4 | eje | +0.16 | 79 | 72 |
| #5 | Icemään | -1.37 | 52 | 67 |





