








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1446 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1337 matches | ||
| Wingman | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 90 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




122 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14458 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,506 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11532 | 35% |
| Smokes | 7106 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7565 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6303 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,831,076 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4447 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maniac.0330 | 52% | 444 |
| #2 | -1 sYNDROme | 50% | 144 |
| #3 | Swuunky | 49% | 139 |
| #4 | kingsland15 | 43% | 87 |
| #5 | Hyphon | 37% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maniac.0330 | 52% | 444 |
| #2 | -1 sYNDROme | 50% | 144 |
| #3 | Swuunky | 49% | 139 |
| #4 | kingsland15 | 43% | 87 |
| #5 | Hyphon | 37% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maniac.0330 | 24 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | -1 sYNDROme | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Hyphon | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Swuunky | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | kingsland15 | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maniac.0330 | 383 | 0.04 | 13 min |
| #2 | Hyphon | 210 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | kingsland15 | 169 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | -1 sYNDROme | 148 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | Swuunky | 145 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -1 sYNDROme | +1.22 | 63 | 55 |
| #2 | kingsland15 | +0.03 | 34 | 51 |
| #3 | deadman | -0.60 | 36 | 52 |
| #4 | Swuunky | -0.75 | 39 | 46 |
| #5 | Maniac.0330 | -1.20 | 44 | 48 |





