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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
545 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,686 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 391 | 23% |
| Smokes | 426 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 445 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 424 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $192,809 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 163 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WaiLe | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Aziz - Combat Fighter | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Pac-Man | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | sigma young wolfkid | 44% | 16 |
| #5 | Legron Janes | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Pac-Man | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | sigma young wolfkid | 44% | 16 |
| #5 | Legron Janes | 38% | 13 |
| #6 | Realjarppa | 29% | 7 |
| #7 | dielikefenix | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sigma young wolfkid | 3 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | Aziz - Combat Fighter | 1 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Realjarppa | 37 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #2 | Legron Janes | 33 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Pac-Man | 24 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | sigma young wolfkid | 11 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | Aziz - Combat Fighter | 7 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Legron Janes | +2.46 | 85 | 48 |
| #2 | sigma young wolfkid | +1.69 | 70 | 44 |
| #3 | bobi | +0.73 | 60 | 50 |
| #4 | WaiLe | -0.68 | 85 | 53 |
| #5 | Aziz - Combat Fighter | -1.80 | 53 | 41 |





