








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,787 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 739 | 27% |
| Smokes | 307 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 1142 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 599 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $265,506 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sigma young wolfkid | 53% | 101 |
| #2 | Realjarppa | 45% | 51 |
| #3 | bobi | 38% | 13 |
| #4 | Pac-Man | 38% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sigma young wolfkid | 53% | 101 |
| #2 | Realjarppa | 45% | 51 |
| #3 | bobi | 38% | 13 |
| #4 | Pac-Man | 38% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sigma young wolfkid | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Realjarppa | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | bobi | 2 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | Pac-Man | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Realjarppa | 151 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | sigma young wolfkid | 148 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Pac-Man | 113 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | bobi | 65 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Legron Janes | +2.60 | 82 | 50 |
| #2 | sigma young wolfkid | +1.80 | 69 | 49 |
| #3 | bobi | +1.68 | 63 | 52 |
| #4 | Pac-Man | -1.89 | 61 | 67 |
| #5 | Realjarppa | -4.03 | 33 | 53 |





