








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 90 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 248 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2286 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,575 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1407 | 13% |
| Smokes | 3046 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3313 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2809 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $772,507 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Pi100PĆ© | 46% | 157 |
| #4 | romelu lakaka | 45% | 107 |
| #5 | castro | 44% | 254 |
| #6 | TomTom | 36% | 58 |
| #7 | ššššššš | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pi100PĆ© | 33 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | castro | 32 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | romelu lakaka | 21 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | twitch.tv/apaz__ | 9 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | ššššššš | 5 | 0.0126 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/apaz__ | +6.20 | 79 | 71 |
| #2 | ššššššš | +2.34 | 71 | 59 |
| #3 | castro | -0.18 | 39 | 52 |
| #4 | TomTom | -0.31 | 66 | 61 |
| #5 | romelu lakaka | -1.07 | 16 | 53 |





